June
5th
Spy (tbc)
A CIA analyst must uncover the deadly world of arms dealers to prevent a global disaster.
Dir: Paul Feig
Starring: Morena Bacarrin, Rose Byrne, Jason Statham, Jude Law, Melissa McCarthy
Comedy - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: LAME!!! I don't need to use up any more time talking about it.
True Story (tbc)
A murderer serving life meets with a journalist, who's name he was using on the outside.
Dir: Rupert Goold
Starring: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Felicity Jones
Drama | Thriller | Mystery - runtime: 1h 40m/ 100mins
What I say: This is looking like a sleeper hit. Two funny actors turning in a serious role. Hill looks great as the psychotic inmate.
Insidious: Chapter 3 (tbc)
A prequel to the first film, it reveals how Elise got her psychic powers and uses them to help a teenage girl, terrorised by a supernatural entity..
Dir: Leigh Whannell
Starring: Dermot Mulroney, Lin Shaye, Hayley Kiyoko
Horror - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: I have not seen this series of films and I doubt I will./ If you want scares, look towards the European and Asian market of horrors..
A CIA analyst must uncover the deadly world of arms dealers to prevent a global disaster.
Dir: Paul Feig
Starring: Morena Bacarrin, Rose Byrne, Jason Statham, Jude Law, Melissa McCarthy
Comedy - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: LAME!!! I don't need to use up any more time talking about it.
True Story (tbc)
A murderer serving life meets with a journalist, who's name he was using on the outside.
Dir: Rupert Goold
Starring: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Felicity Jones
Drama | Thriller | Mystery - runtime: 1h 40m/ 100mins
What I say: This is looking like a sleeper hit. Two funny actors turning in a serious role. Hill looks great as the psychotic inmate.
Insidious: Chapter 3 (tbc)
A prequel to the first film, it reveals how Elise got her psychic powers and uses them to help a teenage girl, terrorised by a supernatural entity..
Dir: Leigh Whannell
Starring: Dermot Mulroney, Lin Shaye, Hayley Kiyoko
Horror - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: I have not seen this series of films and I doubt I will./ If you want scares, look towards the European and Asian market of horrors..
12th
Jurassic World (tbc) **BIG FILM**
22 years after the events of the original 'Jurassic Park', Isla Nublar is now a fully functioning theme park, full with dinosaurs. Things can only go horribly wrong.
Dir: Colin Trevorrow
Starring: Chris Pratt, Judy Greer, Ty Simpkins, Vincent D'Onofrio, Omar Sy
Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: The trailer didn't blow me away there is no way that this film can fail. is there?
22 years after the events of the original 'Jurassic Park', Isla Nublar is now a fully functioning theme park, full with dinosaurs. Things can only go horribly wrong.
Dir: Colin Trevorrow
Starring: Chris Pratt, Judy Greer, Ty Simpkins, Vincent D'Onofrio, Omar Sy
Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: The trailer didn't blow me away there is no way that this film can fail. is there?
19th
Entourage (tbc)
Big screen version of the popular tv series. Vince and his buddies take 0n Hollywood.
Dir: Doug Ellin
Starring: Jeremy Piven, Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly
Comedy - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: I have never seen the series, so this isn't something that I will be rushing out to see. Piven is always, well almost always, fabulous. I refer to my thoughts on Pitch Perfect 2.
Miss Julie (tbc)
Set in 1890, a story of the daughter of an Anglo-Irish aristocrat who seduces the valet of her Father..
Dir: Liv Ullman
Starring: Colin Firth, Jessica Chastain, Samantha Morton
Drama - runtime: 2h 09m/ 129mins
What I say: I know nothing of this film at present. Not a fan of period dramas
Big screen version of the popular tv series. Vince and his buddies take 0n Hollywood.
Dir: Doug Ellin
Starring: Jeremy Piven, Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly
Comedy - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: I have never seen the series, so this isn't something that I will be rushing out to see. Piven is always, well almost always, fabulous. I refer to my thoughts on Pitch Perfect 2.
Miss Julie (tbc)
Set in 1890, a story of the daughter of an Anglo-Irish aristocrat who seduces the valet of her Father..
Dir: Liv Ullman
Starring: Colin Firth, Jessica Chastain, Samantha Morton
Drama - runtime: 2h 09m/ 129mins
What I say: I know nothing of this film at present. Not a fan of period dramas
26th
Minions (tbc) **BIG FILM**
Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob must save the world from Scarlett Overkill and her dastardly husband. SAVE THE BANANAS!!!!!!
Dir: Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin
Starring (voice work): Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin Michael Keaton, Sandra Bullock, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan
Animation | Comedy | Family - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: Banana, BANANA!! If you don't want to see this film, your soul is doomed!!!
Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob must save the world from Scarlett Overkill and her dastardly husband. SAVE THE BANANAS!!!!!!
Dir: Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin
Starring (voice work): Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin Michael Keaton, Sandra Bullock, Allison Janney, Steve Coogan
Animation | Comedy | Family - runtime: (tbc)
What I say: Banana, BANANA!! If you don't want to see this film, your soul is doomed!!!